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It's 4:58 in the morning
I walk up to Target's front doors n ring the bell
As Tony lets me in he says "Good morning Jordan"
I say "Morning sir" and salute the ****
26 seconds later I'm in front of the time clock
I hit START WORK, followed by 5-6-8-9-9-3-0-5
I walk to the back of the store, pass Stephanie
Our eyes meet, she makes a gun with her hand
Points it at her head, and pulls the trigger
17 minutes later I'm on my knees stocking soup
Making $10.50 an hour, thinking to myself
"How much longer can I hang on to this job?"
A U of O student stops in front of my aisle
His cell phone plays Jumper by Third Eye Blind
I hear "Step back from that ledge my friend"
Life's A Nightmare
ROFL will, that was awesome.
"ill give ur mom the short end of the stick " - Destruction
hahahaha well played Will
I would take credit for that masterpiece if in fact it wasn't taken from JORDANS BLOG
yeah its really on there LOL
LOOOL fuck, it's a fucking mockery of itself.
"ill give ur mom the short end of the stick " - Destruction