LOL shitting on sea monkeys raised in the toilet. Goddamn brilliant.
I'm half cut, so this might be funnier to me than you.
Steven says:
salmon
hi
saman_hs@hotmail.com says:
hi
Steven says:
hi
saman_hs@hotmail.com says:
wut sup
Steven says:
my wang
you
saman_hs@hotmail.com says:
same same
Steven says:
how was your wednesday
saman_hs@hotmail.com says:
i onno
ok
went to school
took the wrong bus
ended up in the bad part of vancouver
no one stole my laptop
etc
lol
u?
Steven says:
okay as well
worked 8 hours, went to the pub
not much else
played cards with my family
had diarreah a bit
okay, a lot
saman_hs@hotmail.com says:
ik
lol
did you have it over anyone
Steven says:
yes
i was raising a large population of sea monkeys in my toilet for a few weeks
then i waited until today
and i shat all over them
it was fucking splendid
saman_hs@hotmail.com says:
nice
Steven says:
i think i heard them screaming for mercy
but i probably raised the water level a good inch, so they really had no hope of surviving
LOL shitting on sea monkeys raised in the toilet. Goddamn brilliant.
"ill give ur mom the short end of the stick " - Destruction
wtf is half cut? half your foreskin hanging off or what? i fail to see how that could make this situation any funnier. the story was pretty good none the less.
Might be a Canadian thing, I dunno. Thought it was more common.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=half+cut
1. half cut
Being fairly buzzed, but not quite drunk.
You're all cut. Get the fuck out.
I was thinking it was a circumcision thing too.
Originally Posted by chaos [gv
AERODYNAMIC PENIS FTW